Also…

tasmen:

magesmagesmages:

… thank god for Paragon Interrupt in the bedroom… I love you Garrus but OH MY GOD THE AWKWARD. IT BURNS.

You mean like if you swallow turian spooge? :p

NO INGESTION SHEPARD. YOU HEARD MORDIN, YOU DON’T WANT A NASTY RASH WHILE YOU’RE SNIPING THE FUCK OUT OF COLLECTORS DO YOU?