Bloody Hell This Morning…

No, husband, I don’t know where your notebook is.

No, husband, I don’t know where your keys are.

No, husband, I don’t know where you put your wedding ring.

No, husband, I don’t know what happened to your spare shirt.

No, husband….

No, husband….

NO. GO TO FUCKING WORK. 

BLAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH.